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The Best Accounting Jokes
How does a pirate report treasure on his taxes?
On a schedule sea!
Why did the accountant divorce the banker?
They couldn't reconcile their differences.
Did you hear about the zombie CPA?
He charges an arm and a leg.
How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value
What’s an accountant's favorite brand of cereal?
How did the auditor propose to his girlfriend?
With an engagement letter.
What does an accountant say when boarding a train?
"Mind the GAAP!"
Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?
They have strong internal controls.
What did the overworked asset say to the other asset?
I feel so under depreciated.
What do you call an accountant with an opinion?